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Pension plan

If a bank or an insurance company asks me if I have any pension plans, the answer will be yes, outline of the plan below:
pension-plans
(original found here)

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My birthday song #1 – Champaign – How ‘Bout Us

http://geboortedaghit.nl/ddmmyyyy
Interesting concept, you fill in your birthdate, replace ddmmyyyy with your birtdate e.g. http://geboortedaghit.nl/01071978 for July 1st 1978.
What you get as a result is #1 song at that time in charts (not sure which).
This is what I got (never heard it before to be honest). Note the number 22 appear in second 29 :)
Champaign – How ‘Bout Us

:)))

Will Ferrell and Chad Smith Talk About Their Rivalry

Heartbeat exploit for dummies

xkcd: Heartbleed Explanation

Android next version codenames

I have 2 suggestions:

  • Apple strudel
  • Blackberry pie

The always asked question, Yoda answers it perfectly:
Size matters not. Look at me.

Thanks all

For the best wishes, it is after all a nice round birthday, 100000.
Hope I make it to 1000000, hell maybe even the next one 😀
Nerd out.

Trilogy

Best trilogy since starwars :)


Why Why Why Delilah


Rediscovered this song when I read the lyrics, prove once more I can’t understand any languages when they are sung.
The most popular comment from youtube also made my day.

alyssajanelx3 4 months ago
My uncles always sing this on karaoke when they’re drunk.

Lyrics

I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window
I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind
She was my woman
As she decieved me I watched and went out of my mind
My, my, my, Delilah
Why, why, why, Delilah
I could see that girl was no good for me
But I was lost like a slave that no man could free
At break of day when that man drove away, I was waiting
I cross the street to her house and she opened the door
She stood there laughing
I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more
My, my, my Delilah
Why, why, why Delilah
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn’t take any more
(insert trumpet solo here)
She stood there laughing
I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more
My, my, my, Delilah
Why, why, why, Delilah
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn’t take any more
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn’t take any more