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Screw-in Coffin

This is like the best idea after inventing cremation 🙂
I can imagine some problems, as it would be very easy to steal the defunct.

http://gizmodo.com/5468152/a-screw+in-coffin-is-clever-and-economical

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P.S. The first comment made me laugh – in case it gets moderated, here it is:

The5thElephant 11:21 AM
Only necrophiliacs like to screw in a coffin.

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Tooth fairy outdated

In reply to article “Fully Functional Bioengineered Tooth Grown In a Mouse”:
“The tooth fairy could suck it up with her clearly outdated business model.”
Comes from slashdot.

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Attitude towards my garden

I have formulated my attitude towards keeping my lawn in order:
“As long as there is nothing attacking me from the bushes, its all under control.”

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Some jokes

  • Young boys are hitting the good-looking girls heads with books to express their sympathies and later when they grow up wondering – why all the beautiful women stupid?
  • How is a person called without the left leg, hand and eye? “Allright”
  • A boy asks his granny: „Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?” Granny replies: ”Screw the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!”
  • A grandma and grandson mixed up their pills. Grandson passed out by the entry to the club, and the granny knitted
    15 meter long bright-colored socks.
  • Two old ladies meet, one says to the other: “those youngsters are so optimistic nowadays, smoking on cigarette on 3, but still laughing”
  • A drug-user is eating cookies, one cookie drops. They guy says: “Come back…. Come back, I said”. After a moment he gets angry and spills the rest of the pack, ordering “Bring him to me!”
  • When filling the tax declaration, don’t forget to fill-in “the state” in the “dependents” field.
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Google Chrome spellchecker in action

xslt_chrome_spellcheck

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Random words in anti-spam form

member aching
member aching
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Plasticheskij kirurg

If you don’t know russian, you won’t be touched most probably 😉

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Microsoft LoL

Don’t have too much to say here, just a good laugh.

http://www.microsoft.com/windows/internet-explorer/get-the-facts/browser-comparison.aspx

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Funny Semantics

OWL and women

Don’t ever try to explain to a woman how modeling in OWL is done

To explain how that works, you will typically try model her to represent the world she lives in, and then you would have to reveal:

1. the modeling would typically start with defining her an owl:Thing

2. even if you don’t use a class, she would complain being someone’s property

3. owl:Nothing won’t make her happy, either

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Saying

If You Love Someone, Set it free

If It Comes Back, It is Yours

If It Doesn’t, Hunt it Down and Kill It 😉